Things....

  

Me: Well, do you want to go somewhere in March?

 

Hubby: We can. Where do you want to go?

 

Me: I don’t know.

 

Hubby: Well, I think we need to consider our dog in this.

 

Me: And our fish

 

Husband: Family meeting!!!!

 

Random Stuff

Husband: You should make Francis draw Aloysius (Francis is a friend and Aloysius is our fish).

Me: Francis is too busy to draw our fish… don’t you think?

Husband: I don’t care. Too bad we aren’t good artists in that aspect --- the adventures of Aloysius would make a great children’s book --- and a colorful one at that.

Me: I am a fantastic artist. I have been asked to illustrate a book

Husband: What book? And when did you become a fantastic artist? Is this when you became a mermaid?

Me: Have you ever seen any of my art work?

Husband: I’ve seen doodles, which aren’t horrendous, but not what I had in mind concerning a picture of my son. And I saw your illustrated *book* about the boy who wanted to dance, but that was when you were a kid.

Me: I’m going to have that book professionally published. I’m a mermaid.

 

 

Yes, I Am Fluent....

Let me premise this by stating that Hubby and I had gotten into an argument... and a couple of days had passed. I was trying to normalize everything but the eyebrows said otherwise. 

 We were sitting on the couch watching a movie or something and I could tell things weren't "quite right".

Me: " Are you still upset?"

Hubby: " I am not doing anything. I am just sitting here watching the show." 

Me: " I can tell you are upset. I am fluent, you know."

Hubby:" Fluent in what? I haven't said anything mean to you."

Me: " I am fluent in eyebrows... your words might say one thing, but your eyebrows say another!"

At this point Hubby just looks at me weird, but he knows that I do speak fluent eyebrows and his eyebrows weren't speaking the language of love!  We eventually mended our fences and I knew it was so because his eyebrows told me so (yes, that rhymes).

Happy Independence Day! 

Things My Wife Says

"I'm going to hold a book near my neck so I can get a hug from you."

Things My Wife Says...

Wife: "Speaking of Christmas."

Husband: "Who was speaking of Christmas?"

Wife: "The people in my head."

"Things My Wife Says"

My husband tells me I say really off the wall things quite often. I told him he should do a blog like that guy did with his father... and then I was like, "Heck, I will make it a segment on MY blog! You can write the posts or I will write them for you!"  As you can see, there is love between us....

So, last night we were sitting (or setting if you are southern) on the couch and he started whispering to me some nonsense. I have no clue what he said but my response was, "That doesn't even sound like the voices in my head so I know it is you." 

I'm pretty funny.