Even if it doesn't quite fit the story.....
So.... I am going to tell you a really wacked out story but there is a total moral to the story, I think.....
Here goes.....
It was Monday night and I had just come in from taking Ambrose out for an evening walk. We were both sweaty and in need of a shower. I waited for husband to finish using the Master bathroom and then I gathered all my things and started my "shower ritual".
I am a private person when it comes to showers and such and so I normally lock the door, but I guess my hands were too full and did not complete the locking of the door.
Ambrose was with me- just hanging around like he usually does and I had started the shower to warm the water. As it heated, I removed my clothing, brushed my teeth and used the bathroom before entering the shower.
There I was in all my naked glory, sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden....Hubby opens the door!
Me: "Get out!"
Hubby: Silence....
Me: " I am using the bathroom- get out! I am completely naked and on the toilet!"
Hubby: Silence... but now he is pointing at the shower and then looking at me... the dog is confused.
Me: At this point I had really lost it and had screamed at the top of my lungs, "GET OUT ! F**C*!" I added the bad word for emphasis.
He finally left and I was mortified and afraid to even shower..... I put towels all around to block his view should he come in again.
When I came out of the shower- there was an exchange but he did not give me an explanation as to why he would infringe on my privacy (and bodily functions).
Needless to say- I was mad, humiliated, and felt betrayed...... I cried and slept on it.
In the morning I went for a walk and as I was walking I told Our Lady that I would lay this all at her feet.... and you know what happened? This horribly choleric gal couldn't be upset anymore.... there was no anger... there was nothing....and then it became funny and funnier as we finally talked about "the event".
So, that evening we talked.
Me: "Why did you come into the bathroom?"
Hubby: "My stomach was upset and I needed to use the bathroom."
Me: "There are two other toilets in the house."
Hubby: "Yeah, but that's my toilet in the master bathroom.... I can only use that one."
Me: " You know I don't like you coming into the bathroom while I am using it."
Hubby: " I was just going to see if I could use the bathroom before you started and the door was unlocked so I came in. I didn't know I would see all that."
Me: " The door might have not been locked but you still came in and why didn't you say anything?"
Hubby: " I was in shock... I came in and the shower was going and you were naked and sitting on the toilet and the dog is looking at you and... it was shocking... I didn't know what to say and I just froze."
Can you find the moral?
|